for my 22nd birthday which was last Monday. It's 8.55PM, and all I know is her message, "come to my house at 10.15PM." Any guesses on what that surprise is going to be?
Apr-18-2009 02:56
Ghost Raver
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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Finland
A glowstick up your ass
Apr-18-2009 02:58
Sushipunk
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Location: Chateau Verdafloor
She wants to give you your present
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Apr-18-2009 02:58
Dervish
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Hmm maybe.... SURPRISE!!!! I FORGOT YOU'RE BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr-18-2009 03:02
Dervish
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quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
She wants to give you your present
So raped by a midget? .............. I can see a market.
Apr-18-2009 03:02
Krypton
83.798 g/6.022x10^23
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
2 suggestions of rape. We'r moving pretty far along in COR standards..
Apr-18-2009 03:03
Dervish
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After considering all options fully in a probability matrix indexed with a full suite of real world pertinent data.....
SURPRISE! We's gonna hav a brown bayyyyyyyyyyybe!
called Tyreek
?
Apr-18-2009 03:07
Krypton
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Location: Texas
quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
After considering all options fully in a probability matrix indexed with a full suite of real world pertinent data.....
SURPRISE! We's gonna hav a brown bayyyyyyyyyyybe!
called Tyreek
?
This would happen...
Apr-18-2009 03:15
Dervish
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Congrats on the new kid!!!!!!! Maybe you should write a list?
Earl?
Apr-18-2009 03:25
jupiterone
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
anal
Apr-18-2009 03:27
Krypton
83.798 g/6.022x10^23
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Location: Texas
quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
anal
Three guesses with something to do with a butt hole. Excellent.
Apr-18-2009 03:30
jupiterone
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
well it better be anal, i'd be pissed if it wasn't