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Just buy every single Axe product you can lay your hands on and use them liberally, all at once. Pay no attention to anyone who says you're over-compensating. If a woman can't smell you within twenty feet; if you're not asked to leave restaurants, like McDonald's, because of your over-powering, musky fragrance, then you're not wearing enough. You really have to lay it on, thick.
If that doesn't work, Drakkor Noir - in exceedingly liberal volumes in conjunction with Axe - ought to at least earn you a hygiene e-mail from your immediate supervisor. That's you foot in the door to discuss your next promotion and in today's economy you can't lose that advantage.
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