This is the wonderful and amazing thing that happened to me a few days ago.

You see, when you're in a relationship and your lover's mother is a bar slut who only dates alcoholic pieces of shit (substances abusers, people abusers, anger management issues, idiots, criminals), both of you are bound to have problems with this guy. Her mother's last boyfriend was human garbage, a heroin junkie idiot who abused everyone in the house years ago (her mother regularly dates people who abuse her children, what a great woman). He went far away before I got to see him.

My girlfriend doesn't want to see or speak to her mother at all, so she usually goes home to get some sleep and then leaves when she's rested.

Basically, they're all pissed off at her for sneaking around outside of the house and potentially having unprotected sex and being out of their sight so he wants to break my nose to teach me a lesson and her mother won't say or do shit about this. On the day he told my girlfriend about this over the phone (he was yelling and she overheard him over her mother's yelling), she got really upset and wanted to rip his fucking dick off. I had some important things with me so we both decided not to go there just yet.

I am seriously pissed off that this dude who's only been dating her mom for one month is making things so difficult for us. Literally every boyfriend her mother has ever had has been human garbage. One of them was so bad that her grandfather (who's like 6'7 and HUGE) had to go over there and rescue her while threatening to snap that dude in half. Obviously, the scumbag backed off.

It doesn't have anything to do with his threats because he's barely bigger than my girlfriend. It's the fact that we can't win by kicking his ass that bothers me. How can I possibly hurt this person without it resulting in my permanent banishment from that house?

Only a few more months of this bullshit and she's out of there. I can't wait.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

put itching powder on their pillows. Everyone will end up laughing it off while getting ice cream.

Yeah, extremely malicious pranks were thought up (like water that itched your throat or made you extremely nauseous... seriously fucked up shit), but the more we thought up things, the more depressing this whole thing became. We feel like huge losers right now for even being in this situation.

Both of us are now much more focused on getting the fuck out of our parent's homes than ever before. It used to be like "Yeah, one day we'll have our own place and we won't have to deal with these people." now it's like "OK, no more fucking around. You and I need to put everything else aside and make this our top priority."

When we leave this shitty life behind, I want to do something horrible to him while he's coming home from work and then drive off never to return.

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Eat some coins.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Eat some coins.

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Originally posted by Akridrot This is the wonderful and amazing thing that happened to me a few days ago. You see, when you're in a relationship and your lover's mother is a bar slut who only dates alcoholic pieces of shit (substances abusers, people abusers, anger management issues, idiots, criminals), both of you are bound to have problems with this guy. Her mother's last boyfriend was human garbage, a heroin junkie idiot who abused everyone in the house years ago (her mother regularly dates people who abuse her children, what a great woman). He went far away before I got to see him. My girlfriend doesn't want to see or speak to her mother at all, so she usually goes home to get some sleep and then leaves when she's rested. Basically, they're all pissed off at her for sneaking around outside of the house and potentially having unprotected sex and being out of their sight so he wants to break my nose to teach me a lesson and her mother won't say or do shit about this. On the day he told my girlfriend about this over the phone (he was yelling and she overheard him over her mother's yelling), she got really upset and wanted to rip his fucking dick off. I had some important things with me so we both decided not to go there just yet. I am seriously pissed off that this dude who's only been dating her mom for one month is making things so difficult for us. Literally every boyfriend her mother has ever had has been human garbage. One of them was so bad that her grandfather (who's like 6'7 and HUGE) had to go over there and rescue her while threatening to snap that dude in half. Obviously, the scumbag backed off. It doesn't have anything to do with his threats because he's barely bigger than my girlfriend. It's the fact that we can't win by kicking his ass that bothers me. How can I possibly hurt this person without it resulting in my permanent banishment from that house? Only a few more months of this bullshit and she's out of there. I can't wait.

Quoting this so you can't say "this didn't happen to me" later.

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Just kick his ass.

say fuck it and uhhhh.. run away together and shit like that.

sneak up on him in the night, kill him and bury his shit body somewhere in the yard. probably nobody will even care to look for him in case of his long absense

well. you know how the saying goes "like mother, like daughter". if the mom likes to go out with "alcoholic pieces of shit", then who do you think her daughter likes to go out with? oh wait.

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is the mom hot?