MOUTH?!

I was curious as to how males could imagine having a vagina, because I badly wanted to know how it felt beyond inverted penis. So I thought it would be like a super sensitive asshole.

Apparently, it's actually like a super sensitive mouth. She said it's also like the inverted penis, but the super sensitive mouth (as opposed to asshole) makes it so much easier to understand. As in... if people put things in your mouth and it made you feel like you were in heaven and when you came, I think the cum would come from the cervix or you'd burp up cum from your vagina?

Now I'm imagine sucking dicks with my dick in my mouth in my crotch and it feels amazing. Holy shit a vagina would be excellent to have. I think better than a penis. I used to think that women didn't really feel things and enjoy it a lot, but I learned that it feels really good this year.

Now I need to understand what a clit is like. Is it like having a nipple where my moustache is? A super sensitive nipple?

Women can cum three ways: the clit (sucking on the moustache nipple), the vagina penetration (blowjob) and the g-spot (roof of mouth massaged with tentacles (fingers) or dick (dick))

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no it's more like when someone gently nibbles, licks or breathes on your ear lobe. at least for me.


and by the way, before i clicked "submit reply" i proofread and noticed that i said "nipples" instead of nibbles.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee no it's more like when someone gently nibbles, licks or breathes on your ear lobe. at least for me. and by the way, before i clicked "submit reply" i proofread and noticed that i said "nipples" instead of nibbles.

Holy shit... could all vaginas feel different? Could someone come here and say it does feel like a super sensitive asshole that doesn't make you wanna shit when someone puts a dick in it? (jpie? (jennypie))

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What the fuck are you on?

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

i bet akridot is great in bed

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Akridrot Now I'm imagine sucking dicks with my dick in my mouth in my crotch and it feels amazing. Holy shit a vagina would be excellent to have. I think better than a penis.

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Tiresias who had been both man and woman, was asked, as Ovid's legend goes, to mediate in a dispute between Jove and Juno as to which sex got more pleasure from lovemaking. Tiresias unhesitatingly answered that women did.

http://www.hippy.com/php/article-92.html

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Originally posted by Banora ... What the fuck are you on?

I believe cough medicine. Too much of it.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

....deleted thread?

Speaking of deleted threads... did we ever find out if his girlfriend's step dad was going to beat him up?

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora Speaking of deleted threads... did we ever find out if his girlfriend's step dad was going to beat him up?

Must have missed that one...

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles http://www.hippy.com/php/article-92.html

seriouspost: thank you for this link. it is interesting.

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