...you're taking a shit?

This thread inspired by Slylee:

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Originally posted by Slylee so i posted in this thread and then left for my yoga class and i called my friend on the way (the liar) and i was like "where are you" and he instantly blurted out "in the car" and i fucking knew he wasn't in the car because it sounded like he was in a bathroom. i was like, "no you're not, where are u" and he was like, "i am...why? wtf" and i was like, "dude....it sounds like u are in the bathroom....why are u fucking lying? just tell me where you are" and he was like, "goddamnit jamie i'm taking a fucking shit ok?"

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...958#post9857958

all the time. I even pix message.

Where do you take shits to?

Mostly, people just leave 'em there...

Can I end a sentence with a preposition? I don't think my post above is well english.

I missed you :3

Dude, all the fucking time. I call up friends BECAUSE I'm on the shitter. I've had friends take their webcam into the bathroom with them when they take shits. I've sent pics to my friends of myself taking a shit and vice versa. Lol. It's the foundation of all true friendships, imo.

No way. I'm jerking off while I shit. DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT SHIT FEELS?

guilty of peeing while on the phone.
and showering.
but not pooping.

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Originally posted by Renzo No way. I'm jerking off while I shit. DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT SHIT FEELS?

how can u concentrate?!

Yes.

I used to piss and talk on the phone occasionally but the last time I did it I dropped the phone into the toilet, so I don't do that anymore.

I was even thinking a split second before it left my hand "if you drop your phone in the toilet you'll probably be really pissed".

i'll talk on the toilet but i can't get myself to literally poop mid-sentence. that shit can wait.

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Originally posted by jennypie Dude, all the fucking time. I call up friends BECAUSE I'm on the shitter. I've had friends take their webcam into the bathroom with them when they take shits. I've sent pics to my friends of myself taking a shit and vice versa. Lol. It's the foundation of all true friendships, imo.

I thought girls only pooped sprinkles and rainbows

My whole vision is crushed. I'm emotionally scarred now. Thinking about nudes butts making a firm tight seal on the seat with pants around ankles and plopping right in the toilet.

man....