I store my farts up and let one big fart instead of a lot of little farts. I don't know if it's healthier or not but MY GOD does it feel great to let that bastard go.
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Sep-04-2009 19:47
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
I stopped eating my boogers after I pick my nose.
Sep-04-2009 19:49
Renzo
where am i
Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
I stopped wiping my ass when I take a shit. Saves paper and people leave me the fuck alone all day long cause I stink.
Sep-04-2009 19:58
lenazi
Suspended User
Registered: Jul 2009
Location: 40lbs box of rape.
i pretended i got cancer and went to michael jackson's funeral so i could have more friends.
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.
Sep-04-2009 20:00
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
i only eat the skin of one dead calf a day, instead of 4.
Sep-04-2009 20:02
Akridrot
Suspended User
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Free Candy! Yay! (Only available in select vans)
I pray to my own asshole before going to bed while lying on my back and staring at it in a mirror.
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Sep-04-2009 20:03
floyd741
addict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Chicago
I started using condoms.
Sep-04-2009 20:33
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
i started swallowing. it's got protein right?
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Sep-04-2009 20:40
Dj Skez
Suspended User
Registered: Jan 2008
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by lenazi
i pretended i got cancer and went to michael jackson's funeral so i could have more friends.
