I woke up today with my shirt still on and in my boxers dizzy. Last night I was takin shots of straight whiskey like it was mineral water. I blacked out after 1AM, didn't remember shit how I even got home.

My friend called me and told me I was being a retard at the club. Saying I was picking up on every girl, trying to get on stage and dance, kicking over stools. I don't remember any of that so to me it never happened and she is a lying toolbag.

What should I do.

Can't drink all day if you don't start early. I say, repeat the experience a few times. Waking up in jail with similar amnesia and a sore anus should fix the problem.

Making a thread about it always seems to help.

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Then stop coloring and visit Meat187's mix archive!

I've never blacked out from drunkenness. And I've been pretty goddamn pants-shitting drunk in my day.

Basically I'm calling you an amateur.

1. Buy cough sirup
2. ???
3. Profit!

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Then stop coloring and visit Meat187's mix archive!

blackout some more, you'll get better at it.

those stools are laughing at your pathetic drunk ass.

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Originally posted by jennypie I've never blacked out from drunkenness. And I've been pretty goddamn pants-shitting drunk in my day. Basically I'm calling you an amateur.

Agreed 100% You sir are a goddamn softcock amateur. Enjoy your shitty existence.

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OMG YOU FELL ASLEEP WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON!?!?!?!? DUDE WTF!!!! YOUR SO LUCKY YOU DIDNT GET ARRESTED MAN HOLY FK!!

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> S u s h i p u n k . P h o t o g r a p h y <

I may be a limp dick but I've been drinking hard since I was 20. The first time I got drunk I blacked out cos I challenged the liquor. You don't do that. I do remember being carried back to my hotel room and finding my oldass roomate playing strip poker with a bunch of other old asses.

What I'm trying to say is you're all alcoholics and you're jealous of me.

You can't handle this forum either, but you keep trying. Use the same philosophy with drink and you might succeed by the time you're 40.

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Originally posted by FromAbove

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Originally posted by trancechan blackout some more, you'll get better at it. those stools are laughing at your pathetic drunk ass.

next time drink twice as much as you did.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!