Oh, what a night!
SO a few buddies of mine threw a kegger at this closed down golf course out in the middle of nowhere... It started out kinda small.. maybe 10-15 people and a huge bonfire. This is at 10:00. By 11:00 there were about 50 people and I was so lit up I couldnt say anything without laughing. By midninght we had prolly 70 people around, half of which were completely blitzed. Someone yelled cops and we all split pretty quick. I ran my ass off into the hills and ended up walking through woods and corndields for an hour before I found another guy and eventualy the road. We walked to where we thought my car was and hid from every car. Finally, after I was fed up with jumnping off the road, I just said fuck it and we stopped hiding. The first car that passes up pulls over, turns on the cherries, and a cop walks out. Now I was thinking, "oh shit dude, this really sucks, i dont wanna get a drug posession/use/paraphanelia violation not to mention tresspassing and arson." The guy asks what I was doing and I say - completely fuckin straigt I might add - "tryin to find my car." I knew the next question was gonna be "what were you doin?" and I could not think of a good excude so when he asked if we came from the party I just said yes. He asked if I was drinking, I said no, he asked where my car was and I said parked right off of 212 on 4. He said hed give us a ride and we hopped in the car. After a short 5 minute drive down the highway that would have been a long-ass walk we pulled up to my car. The guy gets out and walks over to my door and says he needs to give me a breathalizer to make sure I havent been drinking. I blow... .000! Man was I relieved since I had had a little to drink. ANyways, he left and I drive home only to celebrate a lil more at a friends house... haha gotta love those cool cops.
-Marc
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