Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
An Inconvienent Truth...
So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary), and THEN you wash your hands. seems kinda wrong; like, wtf you potentially have shit on your hands (if you suck at wiping, that is), and now you've smeared it on your clothes.
while one could avoid this inconvienence of said shit on clothes in your own home by walking over to the sink w/ said clothes still undone and around your ankles; but what about if you're at a public bathroom?
Nov-12-2009 23:38
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Nov-12-2009 23:39
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
I think the best practice here is to not get the shit on your hands.
Second best is to jump off of a cliff if you are consistently getting shit on your hands while wiping.
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Nov-12-2009 23:42
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I think the best practice here is to not touch the shit with your hands.
Second best is to jump off of a cliff if you are consistently getting shit on your hands while wiping.
accidents happen, mr ygrene. accidents happen.
and what if not perhaps shit on your hands; but airborne fecal matter? even in the smallest amount, you still just (potentially) smeared shit on your clothes.
:unasty:
Nov-12-2009 23:43
Wasa Wasa
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2009
Location:
I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.
Nov-13-2009 00:11
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Wasa Wasa
I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.
Nov-13-2009 00:13
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Wasa Wasa
I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.
Nice to see you again, IGK.
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Nov-13-2009 01:15
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
I love how people can sniff out IGK after like 5 minutes.
Must be the smell of his 1976 Econoline Van and the sudden influx of free candy.
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Nov-13-2009 01:32
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
I dont understand how they do it
Nov-13-2009 01:37
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I love how people can sniff out IGK after like 5 minutes.
Must be the smell of his 1976 Econoline Van and the sudden influx of free candy.
And turtle wax. For his bald spot, not the van.
Nov-13-2009 01:41
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
And turtle wax. For his bald spot, not the van.
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Nov-13-2009 01:44
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
Re: An Inconvienent Truth...
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary), and THEN you wash your hands. seems kinda wrong; like, wtf you potentially have shit on your hands (if you suck at wiping, that is), and now you've smeared it on your clothes.
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