Law enforcement make regular checks on guys like yourself as a matter of routine, not usually due to any particular investigation or trouble you might be in.

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Dude, the government is following you. Your whole house is bugged, and they have video surveillance on you 24/7. You have a GPS tracking device in your butthole, they put it there while you were sleeping.

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fuck they even found you in mexico. just remember not to mention that body in the backyard and you shall do fine

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

Jump into the gulf they'll never find you there!

Shit that means they're reading TA too.

I've never had any legal problems, so I can't help you.

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$10 says it was just to follow-up on you based off of your previous legal issues; ya know, to see if everything's going alright (just like what he said in the e-mail). There's no conspiracy against you, nobody is trying to fuck you over and the government doesn't have it out for you.

Christ, take your tinfoil hat off already.

They figure your a rat and you will crack soon.

You are the common denominator.

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i still cant believe this is a real person.

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Originally posted by ******** thats a huge relief now I know it wasn't any of the gay people I"m surrounded by right now.

You're so Goddamned stupid it's not even funny.

I don't know, blaming your constipation on the government is kind of the deep end.

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Originally posted by ******** At least now I know what that weird feeling in my ass is now.

your brain?