Registered: May 2001
Location: Feenicks, Airuhzonuh, USA
kissing ass gets your further!!!
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100% ?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
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Jul-05-2002 06:32
Drifter
mmm boost
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia
hehe
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Jul-05-2002 09:48
HyPeRSoNiC
Has Posted Here
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Yavne, Israel
lol!!!!
didn't realize that...... no wonder I'm not getting any further.....
I'll start kissing ass right now!!!!!
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Jul-05-2002 12:20
Andrew K
Junk Science
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Salonica, Greece
some interesting advice for the future of my career
P L A G I A R I S M = 16+12+1+7+9+1+18+9+19+13 = 105%
so if you dont want to ass kiss, and you dont have the time for integrity, you can always plagiarize; It takes less work than bullshitting and gives you better results
Jul-07-2002 03:35
Trance Plant
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Ottawa --> Montreal
Sorry but I had to add this one:
COCKSUCKER = 108%
"If you want to go up in the company, you gotta go down"
LOL
TP
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Jul-07-2002 17:30
Hi-Voltage
Fullmoon Festival addict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Buddha-pest
lol!that's funny
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Jul-07-2002 22:08
Sadmafioso
p€uRf $qu@Đ
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: La Maizeron *LavaL-Qc*
that rule is soooo true!
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Jul-09-2002 01:34
Bear4569
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Rochester, New York
Jimmy, did you come up with that yourself or did you find that somewhere, cause if you did, nice imagination, if not, it's still damn good
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kissing ass gets your further!!!
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Swear and Sweat by it.
