Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
Fisting... ever done it?
I tried once with a girl I dated in HS. Her twat was so huge I almost got my fist in... Fucking her vag was out of the question, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Only when she gave me oral or let me buttsexxor her - only then I could get my rox off...
wondering where she is. I might need to get Arbiter's Mom's friend involved to help me track her down. Now that I'm older and kinkier, I know god meant for my fist to yank on her cervix until she squirted.
discuss.
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Dec-08-2009 05:45
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
i came
Dec-08-2009 05:50
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
hard
Dec-08-2009 05:51
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
pfffft... premature ejaculators FTL
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Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
quote:
Originally posted by Rose
aw, don't worry - I'm a hopeless romantic as well. Play your cards right and I'll take you to "all you can eat Chinese buffet" as well. Do I take care of my bitches or what?
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Dec-08-2009 07:27
Rose
hmmm
Registered: May 2007
Location: -
Oh, this guy is good. This guy is good.
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quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
