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shitty ass ****ing sketchy **** ****in dudes or other peeps
i came home from my sister's graduation party roun' 2 AM, great spirits, had too many beers so i gave them to some girl who was partying down stairs because i hate being drunk at home with a computer, but this guy walks up to me and asks me for a beer, i didn't have any other beer except for one so i'm like "we will share one". so he starts having a discussion with me and it's enjoyable, holy shit, someone who can carry on a conversation. i locked myself out because i didn't have any keys, i lost them, so when i got home i was pretty much determined to bang on the fucking door.
So this is how inept and nice I am:
Dude is stoked I don't have keys.
Dude comes up with many creative ways to help me get inside.
Dude is way to forth coming.
Dude is way too conversational and "connecting" with me for someone who I have only known for a few seconds.
Dude notices how white and innocent I look and goes for the kill.
Ultra shameful stuff: Carries on a better conversation than most people you meet at parties or what, and I enjoyed talking to him.
Realization: When he left my bedroom, he walked himself out and closed the door. Since my door is close to the front door of the house and I didn't notice an exit sound, I figured he was probably snooping around my house to steal shit. I opened my bedroom door, all I hear are footsteps running, and my door is fucking wide open. My cable modem is halfway disconnected. My roomate walks out of his room like, "WTF, u disocnncted mah pornz". HEY, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY FUCKING CABLE MODEM !
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