Here is the official trailer for the new Karate Kid movie, starring Will Smith's son. It looks like it's going to be an ever bigger hatchet job than I anticipated. Why can't they just leave the classics alone?





*throws up*

The Karate Kid movies are '80s camp, not "classic."

are you fucking kidding me... what a travesty.

just compare it to the original trailer:

This movie needs more Martin Kove



Yeah, I don't care what kind of shape he's in these days, this movie just needs more of him.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles The Karate Kid movies are '80s camp, not "classic."

Yep.

That new trailer looks fucking awful. Hollywood movies are like trance; the directors took all the good elements, simplified them, exploited them and wrecked their field in the process. There's little creativity, subtlety or emotion left. '80s movies were bad, but they knew it and didn't take themselves seriously. New Hollywood flicks don't have that quality.

Why the fuck is this new movie set in China with a Chinese teacher anyway? Karate is Japanese and all the original movies were centred around this. Bonsai etc.

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Fuck.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

SWEEP THE LEG

Also, if it doesn't have motherfucking Joe Esposito singing You're The Best at any point, then it's DEFINITELY not worth watching.

Par for the course, really.

Jackie Chan, fuck yea!

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poor family from usa moving to a poor neighborhood in china?

wax off.