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aNYthing
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Registered: Dec 2005
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Behold, my arse. Subway: a $5 foot long supersonic colon busting torpedo?

Is subway the new taco bell? It seems that every time I get a sandwich there, it's ejected at colon-bursting 50 times maximum speed limit necessary to preserve structural integrity of the toilet bowl.

Yeah, it's a shitty thread but it warranted a PSA: "Subway: shit fresh every 15mins"

I suspect they get ingredients from Taco Bell dumpsters.


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Sushipunk
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The smell of their bread cooking is disturbing Long distance disturbing.

I reckon that I can smell a Subway outlet from at least 100m away.


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aNYthing
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The smell of their bread cooking is disturbing Long distance disturbing.

I reckon that I can smell a Subway outlet from at least 100m away.


THAT IS SO TRUE! I was just thinking that last time - that my clothes stink of their bread. Fuck, it sucks working in boonies with nothing decent nearby.

I was stupid enough to order a soup too - that looked and i suspect tasted like a bowl of bukkake.


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This is weird. I understand the words but the posts seem to make no sense.


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This is weird. I understand the words but the posts seem to make no sense.


Nice to read that im not alone...


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you are getting old. Ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction.

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Subway rules! i love it so much that when i burp a little bit up a few hours after im actually pleased to taste it again!


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I was actually reflecting on this the last time I went to subway. Every time I have a sub there I have to take a massive shit afterwards. The choice of bread somewhat determines the type of shit.


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you are getting old. Ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction.


loltorpedo

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The choice of bread somewhat determines the type of shit.


lolcornbread


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I believe we've nearly formulated a hypothesis. Extensive testing is now in order.

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Been ill with Norovirus for the past 10 days, and the thought of food has made me feel so sick!...Apart from since yesterday when i've had a craving for a Subway.

Just had one, now feel quite sick but still somewhat satisfied.

Sweet Onion Chicken Teryaki with cheese, lettuce and cucumber on Hearty Italian...Everytime.

What do u guys get?


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veggie pattie on italien herbs and cheese with chilli cheese slices and loads o salad!


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