Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Danderyds Psykhus, Stockholm
stuff you've stolen / obtained while intoxicated
small, very unnecessary objects tend to fall into my possession when i'm practising the arts of drinking alcoholic beverages.
a week ago i brought home a packet of napkins and a pirate hat. before that, i've woken up with the french flag wrapped around my feet. a bottle of dishwashing fluid was stolen from a nightclub two months ago, and when i studied in another town, i took part in the theft of an orientational emergency exit sign.
we also made an attempt to steal a framed kids karate club picture from an awful kebab place.
i once took someones left shoe, and managed to walk home with two left shoes.
enough about me. what about you?
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Jul-26-2010 23:27
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
As a student I stole a six foot pub table. That's definitely my finest hour. I wasn't drunk though - it took some serious planning to go out in the night and haul this thing back to our flat while avoiding CCTV.
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Danderyds Psykhus, Stockholm
quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
When I drank and I was at a party, the next day, I'd have 10 lighters in my pocket.
that reminds me.. i woke up with a lighter in my pocket that had the text "i love dogs" written on it. so strange
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Jul-26-2010 23:35
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
I stole my very own youth.
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Jul-26-2010 23:36
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
I was more a vandal than a thief. Did heaps of shameful things while on the piss. NYE 1999 me and my best mate were determined to be the millennium bugs. Fucking stupid.
Jul-27-2010 00:16
kadomony
FRENCH EXPRESS
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly
i'd like some insight into how we find things in random places when intoxicated.
for example, we're walking along and my friend goes OH SHIT and pulls a fuckin bottle of vodka out of a bush on the side of the road.
i think the most valuable thing i found when i was drunk was a pair of solid gold wedding bands sitting on a ledge outside.
26'er of JD from trashy obese girl's back yard on the walk back to campus from mardi gras... then my friend accidentally shattered it while in line in a tim hortons, it slipped out of his hands as he praised it like a new item in zelda.
lots of lighters, unknowingly
Jul-27-2010 01:13
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
As a student I stole a six foot pub table. That's definitely my finest hour. I wasn't drunk though - it took some serious planning to go out in the night and haul this thing back to our flat while avoiding CCTV.
legendary. this deserves gold status
Jul-27-2010 01:54
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
As a student I stole a six foot pub table. That's definitely my finest hour. I wasn't drunk though - it took some serious planning to go out in the night and haul this thing back to our flat while avoiding CCTV.
Champion
When I was in Uni and/or travelling, we got lots of traffic cones, and the yellow flashing lights that the council leaves around if there is a construction or something happening. We had a few street signs (Beer Street and High Street) and once my hammered friend and I went on a drunken mission all around our neighborhood and pinched a whole stack of potted plants from peoples front yards to decorate our new place with. I actually still have a couple of those plants, still in the same pots we grabbed them in, over 10 years ago
