there's this f*cker that starts to get loud at 3am, like some retarded god damn nocturnal primate.
"NO IT'S NOT FUCKING ALRIGHT WE GOT SEXUALLY HARASSED BY OUR MANAGER"
"WE'LL DISCUSS THIS TOMORROW ERIC!"
"NO MAN, YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON US"
and he screams, he screams like a god damn capuchin monkey. if i had a rifle with a scope i would blow his brains out but luckily i do not. it's like a fucking homosexual high school relationship gone bad
whores, what do you recommend i do regarding this situation? i have a shit load of firecracker ammunition aimed and my lighter is ready to ignite that shit in their direction, i swear to morgan freeman i will murder them
Aug-06-2010 10:28
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
go over there with a 6 pack of beers and politely ask them to shut the fuck up. drink one of the beers in their place, smash it on the floor. leave with the other 5.
if/when noise continues, toss empty bottles at their door. rinse and repeat.
Aug-06-2010 10:33
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
I have some annoying neighbors that wake me up early every morning with their chirp chirps.
My neighbor is a total dick, he spends all his money on weed or whatever else he's on and then comes to my house asking me to borrow eggs, and milk and shit to cook. Do I look like a fuckin supermarket to you? Rings everyone's bell in the middle of the night trying to sell us shit he stole from the pharmacy like make up and tylenols.
Then he yells all day and night at his kids, brings shady lookin people to our building, steals my packages, and talks shit about everyone on the block. TWICE there was a fire in his house and we saved his ass cuz we have a fire extinguisher (and of course we don't want the fire to spread to our apartment) and then he never gave us our extinguisher back
He couldn't pay his rent for a while and the marshal came and locked his place down, at that point I was hoping he'd be gone but somehow the ****** keeps comin back!!!
ah, well my neighbor seems to have a power tool fetish. He picks the most inconvenient times (when i have people over/having a bbq) to cut wood and tile for his backyard as if he's trying to piss me off. "remodeling" ever since he's moved in, his backyard still looks the same; he may have added a few rocks.. A tree in my backyard caught fire, firefighters broke his lock to get to his backyard to get another angle... this asshole has the nerves to send us a bill for his "dammages".
to make matters worse, he complains to my parents that he smells marijuana smoke from my backyard when they leave for vacation. its chill though they told him to stfu and mind his business.
waiting for the day i can get back at this fuck of a neighbor.
Aug-06-2010 19:04
nekholm
nekholm
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi
My neighbors are ok, what really annoys me is that at least every other person in this area has a dog. And they fucking bark 24/7, nothing shuts them up Everything from small dogs that go "yip yip" to big dogs that go "FUCKING BARK MOTHER******" so loud it echoes Last night some neighbors came home at about 23:30, they had their dog with them and it started barking as soon as they got out of the car, and the assholes start telling it to come in in a loud voice. "DOG QUIET! COME HERE DOG! DOG IN NOW!" etc. Fuck!
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Aug-06-2010 19:33
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by euphoria
I can relate...
My neighbor is a total dick, he spends all his money on weed or whatever else he's on and then comes to my house asking me to borrow eggs, and milk and shit to cook. Do I look like a fuckin supermarket to you? Rings everyone's bell in the middle of the night trying to sell us shit he stole from the pharmacy like make up and tylenols.
****** keeps comin back!!!
Aug-06-2010 19:54
Jackson
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: t'North England
quote:
Originally posted by nekholm
My neighbors are ok, what really annoys me is that at least every other person in this area has a dog. And they fucking bark 24/7, nothing shuts them up Everything from small dogs that go "yip yip" to big dogs that go "FUCKING BARK MOTHER******" so loud it echoes Last night some neighbors came home at about 23:30, they had their dog with them and it started barking as soon as they got out of the car, and the assholes start telling it to come in in a loud voice. "DOG QUIET! COME HERE DOG! DOG IN NOW!" etc. Fuck!
I've got that, shitty little terrier that barks constantly. I cannot even sneeze in my bedroom with the window open without setting him off for 5 minutes. And the little ****** goes for me when I walk by the owner. I hope that one day the dog comes at me off the lead so I can dropkick the little shite over the roof!
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Aug-06-2010 21:06
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
neighbours are ****s and their son is a spoilt little brat of a smackaddict who has just spent 10 months in jail for attempted murder of a policewoman with his car, he ran her over as he was buying his drugs. His parents are vocally supporting him & are even accusing the policewoman of "jumping onto the car"