Be sensible about the music your child listens to....Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in your child's possession must be destroyed, especially if they are by pornographic "Rap" artists such as Garth Brooks, Britney Spears or 'NSync

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woa!!!!!!!!
are there still ppl like that thease days? those purity seeking people?????

(maybe in Alabama....)

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poor children!

If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.

oh no not really or???

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LOL..I display almost all those warning signs...


Check out some of there anti-masturbation products...man they're crazy! They're more like torture devices.

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Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC woa!!!!!!!! are there still ppl like that thease days? those purity seeking people????? (maybe in Alabama....)

HAHA! Is Alabama the joke of the world??? You're from Israel right?

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gr8 site, thanx

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new shit (dubstep / minimal techno / ... )

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Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't Masturbate have acne

thats not true - i should have been full of it then

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If a teenager acts sullen, withdrawn or unhappy the most likely cause is Chronic Masturbation

thats not true either - everybody (girls included) sure know that masturbation makes you fell better, makes you feel more relaxed...

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4. Control your child's reading material. Screen everything your child brings into the house. Do not allow anything even remotely stimulating. Get up early in the morning and go through the newspaper cutting out all of the pictures in the Underwear ads. Burn them before your teenager wakes up.

woah woah woah thats taking it too far.

haha theres a link to masturbation terms: funny: http://www.museumofconceptualart.co.../generator.html
*beware of the top banner

oh from the site:
"Enzyme produced by the male Prostate Gland to reveal traces of semen on clothing, sheets, ceilings, keyboards, etc. It apparently won't detect Masturbation in girls (my Scientific consultants assure me that females have no prostate glands, although the Bible suggests otherwise) but will uncover sexual activity in your daughters by detecting traces of semen in Panties, hair, etc"

This is funny. Girls dont have prostate glands lol what is that person thinking. ahahah lol semen from girls. dummy didnt study biology.

another one:
"10. Make your daughters grow their fingernails as long as possible. Many Christian parents will measure their daughters' fingernails every week and pay them an allowance based on the combined length. The reason for this is that long fingernails interfere not only with female masturbation, but with Lesbian sexual activity. They will also facilitate the "sniff test" for those of you who use it to monitor your daughter's sexual activities."

the girl can still use a dildo

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Originally posted by BeatFreak HAHA! Is Alabama the joke of the world??? You're from Israel right?

lol.... all I heard is that is an armpit of a country with old fashioned rednecks......

and what does Israel have to do with...... OH!!!! you mean the religious ppl.... who wear kipa's and dress in black.....
I ain't one of those.... and if I were, I woudn't be listening to Trance and browsing this forum..... I hate thease ppl...... I wonder if they have the words "technoligy" and "proggress" in their vocabulary.......

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Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC .. I wonder if they have the words "technoligy" and "proggress" in their vocabulary.......

You mean "technology" and "progress". lets add "science"

LOL! this is what's wrong with religion today! People who take it wayyyyyyy to seriously

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