3 years ago I did a road trip on the West Coast, and this year I did the same on the East Coast. All in all I visited and/or crossed 20 states in those two trips. I decided to put all my views into a single post, elaborating on my views on the United States. However, every time I tried to put into words how incredibly awesome New York is, how wonderfully beautiful the woods in Maine near the border with Canada are, how free I felt while traveling the immense plains of Death Valley, or how stunningly extravagant Las Vegas is, I can't seem to get past one thing that crossed my eye...

What in the fuck is up with Florida and fat redneck fucks on handicap scooters, with a KFC bucket between their fat thighs, and a gallon of coke in their stubby fingers?

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this thread is now about how i should cook our dead cat.

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Originally posted by Xilver What in the fuck is up with Florida and fat redneck fucks on handicap scooters, with a KFC bucket between their fat thighs, and a gallon of coke in their stubby fingers?

i hope you didn't go to miami. rose would probably make a facebook status about how she got wicked drunk and high with you

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Originally posted by IL Duce this thread is now about how i should cook our dead cat.

smoke it on the BBQ with maple wood....sooo good.

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Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48

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Originally posted by jupiterone i hope you didn't go to miami. rose would probably make a facebook status about how she got wicked drunk and high with you

LMFAO

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Originally posted by IL Duce irregardless.

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Originally posted by Paradox Lost

lol! awesome gif

I saw this headline today and just knew where it happened before I'd even read the article...

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ht...bettragedy.html

//Well not that specific headline, it was a different one that didn't have Florida in the title. Fucking.

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