I'm pulling out my nails.

All of them. I got this bag here and all I need is your address and a cute stamp. Or couple of stamps.

Whichever.

rejected

fb is serious business man

I'm tired of reading Reader's Digest with my dick out.

I need some tangible real life shit.

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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.

Think of me like the little bouncing zoloft guy right now, Rose.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Someone crop in some sweet, sweet Rosaries into that.

Rose, please respond to my teddy bear. I know his emissions have been rather jolly as of late, but you must understand what superfoods do to a man.

You must.

Ye mist.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

i'm afraid she's drunk and high right now

She's got a body begging for embalming.