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| quote: | Originally posted by Xilver
1. Our government is too busy pissing in each other's cornflakes, so they don't have time left to rule the country.
2. Our justice system is fucked up. And when someone escapes from prison or from the courthouse (again), the ministers go piss in each other's cornflakes some more, instead of searching for solutions.
3. The weather, man. God, the weather is so fucking horrible. There is no sweet spot at all during the year, it's either too damn hot, or it's raining and freezing.
4. Crime rate is up everywhere, and people are becoming more and more apathetic to it.
5. Our immigration system is fucked up too. I'm all for a melting pot of cultures, but the problem is, people don't melt here. Everybody keeps to their own, and racism abounds everywhere.
There's some good points though, for example, our social security system is really nice. However, it's so nice, that it sometimes gets abused and misused by people who don't want to contribute to society.
Still, of all the places to come live in Belgium, Antwerp is the best option |

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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
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