Today i become a hero amongst my family, well, my brother really!!! Right firstly a little bit about my brother. He has a serious phoabia of spiders, and i mean serious. He runs half a mile when he see's the most smallest spider! Me and my dad tease him alot about it (hehheehhe )...anyway...
Last night in england, or the midlands in particular, we had big thunderstorms and the whole of my house had fans in their rooms, except my. So slept in a hot and sweaty bed all night, and first thing i did when i got up....SHOWER!!!! I was half way thru my shower wen my brother walked into the bathroom (thank god for the frosting on the shower door lol). N e way, i showered etc... and when i grabbed my towell, my brother screamed his head of (like a little girl may i add ) because right above me, this hairy mother fucking spider was above my head dangling. I was like "what the fuck" . I mean this spider was big, like a body as big as a one pence lol. So i grabbed this cup that was below me on the floor and was just about to hit it, when fuck me under the cup i just had, was prob its dad So i kept calm, and composed and started to hit the one on the floor with the cup vigeriously and violanty, then proceded on hitting the other ****** above me, which was harder as its was dangling. After an intence battle with nature i won. Now i am a hero with my brother because as i used to tease him about spiders, i am his protector!!!!HEHEHEHEHE.
I guess im just sad that i wanted to share my new hero status in my family household with u lot (even tho u lot dont care).
Do you think that their whole family is like gonna come after me? hehehe
On the topic of spiders, n e one gonna see "eight legged freaks". Oh memories of my brothers reaction when we saw the trailor for that when we went to see austin powers, but thats another story.
Matt
Jul-30-2002 23:20
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
yep, i have a phobia of spiders too, thats where the vacuum cleaner jumps to the rescue!
i have a huge phobia with earwigs lol...ive gotten beaten up by earwigs...but thats another story...the story at hand here is the one where i was downstairs with my older brother and we were watching tv...i looked over at my bro who was lying down on the couch and on his shoulder was this earwig...well i stayed cool...(for a second)....and i turned to my bro and im like "yo!!!! THERES AN EARWIG ON U!!!!" well because i flipped out and yelled it he freaked too....soo he got up and start running around trying to bat it off not even knowing where exactly the damn earwig was on him...so he's running around yelling "GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!" and me being the hereo i am replied "Fuck U DUDE UR ON UR OWN!!"" and ran to my room lol..end of story
Jul-31-2002 00:07
TranceAllstar
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: California
i freak out when i see potato bugs, or any beetles
Jul-31-2002 00:15
Freeza
Mondial'd
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Massachusetts, USA
I am also afraid of spiders and I have a good reason (i think)
I had a female black widow spider crawl up my arm before
I was a hero the other week too: I grabbed a "runaway baby carrage" right before a car hit it...made me feel good
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Jul-31-2002 03:04
narcism
faithless fangirl
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind
i love spiders, i keep them as pets
they stay in my bedroom, i just make sure i close the door whenever i leave otherwise they would walk all over my house and my mum isnt to fond of them...
but i must say it keeps my brother out of my room
and i have a phobia for moths.... but lucky there is none in my bedroom nemore ( i let nature take its course)
Jul-31-2002 05:51
TeKnoHe@d2025
Derek Howell Addict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
I just captured a large ass Wolf spider at my friends house a few nights ago. This thing is like the size of a US half dollar. I was staying overnight at his house and he was on his computer...suddenly he jumped out of his chair and was like "holy shit dude, spider!". I came over to look at it and it was the biggest spider I've seen in this area. So instead of trying to kill it we decided that we were going to capture it and let his parents decide what to do with it...easier said than done.
Luckily he had an open VHS box sitting right next to the spider and since they like dark spaces that was where the spider moved to next. So I take another box and put the VHX box inside of it and tap it to empty the spider into the box. Right before I could close the box the ****** jumped out and scattered under his desk (this is also the fastest spider I have ever seen).
Once the spider got under his desk we didn't really know what to do until I thought of his brother's sword collection...you see the part of the desk the spider was under only had about 1-2cm clearence. So I got his brother to go grab one of his swords and we sweeped the spider out from under his desk. Now it was out in the open and we took a bowl put it over the spider & left it there overnight (lol, this was all taking place @ like 2:30am). I'm glad that we caught it though cause I sleep on the floor when I stay over and that spider is poisionous to humans.
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Jul-31-2002 07:58
Miss Proximus
titelloos
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Block II, Cell 13
I hate people that kill harmless animals
you could've easily put it/them in the cup, put a piece of paper ove the top and throw them out of the window!!
congratz anyway for helping out your bro
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Jul-31-2002 08:11
P4z!
see you in another life
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Station 3
quote:
Originally posted by Miss Proximus
I hate people that kill harmless animals
I thought spiders were insects
I have a very very big phobia for all kind of insects, especially wasps! Once when I was like 5-6 years old, I was outside, running to get something from our house, then suddenly, i felt some crap flying in to one of my nostrils...It was a small wasp and it fuc**ng stung me too! Inside of my nose! Man I think I increased my running speed by 40 mph in that moment A year later or so I got attacked by a whole army of wasps, I got stung on my finger, my stomach, my chin and on my arm!
Sooo...whenever I see a wasp I freak out
//DJ_A
Jul-31-2002 11:26
SportTrance
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: TX TA #4
ughhhhhhhhhhh spiders............
Take your hand....spread it all the way out.........
Imagine a spider that big, on your steering wheel........Yeah, it happened......How you ask? Well, going through high grass fields in Texas with your windows down isn't exactly the smartest thing to do.......Anyone from the south knows one thing, bugs, big bugs, and lots of them.......Turns out the field was pretty much infested with them....(I realized that when I was driving out and all the "baby" spiders were flyin on my windshield. I had to get them off with my windshield wipers).........
I didn't stay in that place for 5 minutes........Man, definitely one of those "you had to be there's"........I still get freaked thinkin about it......
Jul-31-2002 11:56
reveal
always in the mix
Registered: May 2001
Location: Sweden
quote:
Originally posted by Dj_Activated
I thought spiders were insects
//DJ_A
actually they are not, they are spiders insects have 6 legs, while spiders have 8 legs
Im a hero
)...anyway...
lol). N e way, i showered etc... and when i grabbed my towell, my brother screamed his head of (like a little girl may i add
) because right above me, this hairy mother fucking spider was above my head dangling. I was like "what the fuck" . I mean this spider was big, like a body as big as a one pence lol. So i grabbed this cup that was below me on the floor and was just about to hit it, when fuck me under the cup i just had, was prob its dad
So i kept calm, and composed and started to hit the one on the floor with the cup vigeriously and violanty, then proceded on hitting the other ****** above me, which was harder as its was dangling. After an intence battle with nature i won
. Now i am a hero with my brother because as i used to tease him about spiders, i am his protector!!!!HEHEHEHEHE.
( i let nature take its course)
