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Here is your sign.
Soz if previously posted, dont come here often!
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That
way you wouldn't rely on them. Would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't see
your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a Ridgeways truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says
"Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to
see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it".
Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a gas station. The
attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said,
"Tyre go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, Nope. I was driving around and
those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then
says, "Ouch, that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his ! sign, I could have
stopped him.
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually
a
local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
questioning.OK no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign until he asked "So your truck is stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at
him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm
delivering' a bridge... here's your sign."
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said "Are
you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. "Here's your
sign."
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. also they need to learn how to spell "tire". what a ******
