Deep Eddie Zilker, one of the world's most unappreciated music producers, has been working hard on his third person marketing ad copy. His shit-streaked pablum, rivaling that of stalwart competitors, The House Moguls, consists of poorly blocked text which is already difficult to sift through as one reads it. When will he get to the god-damned point?
He's a mediocre bedroom producer. Does he really have to bore us with this prose as consistent(ly bad) as his body of work? One hopes not but awaits another entry from EZ the poet, himself, as he eeks his way into the hard-drives around the world, one poorly phrased sentence of rehashed marketing pap, after another.

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my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Deep Eddie Zilker, one of the world's most unappreciated music producers, has been working hard on his third person marketing ad copy. His shit-streaked pablum, rivaling that of stalwart competitors, The House Moguls, consists of poorly blocked text which is already difficult to sift through as one reads it. When will he get to the god-damned point? He's a mediocre bedroom producer. Does he really have to bore us with this prose as consistent(ly bad) as his body of work? One hopes not but awaits another entry from EZ the poet, himself, as he eeks his way into the hard-drives around the world, one poorly phrased sentence of rehashed marketing pap, after another.

lol Edd!, I always need my browser dictionary by my side to understand your replies.

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Originally posted by Mise I always need my browser dictionary by my side to understand your replies.

I always need mine open to write them.

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The guy in your profile picture and Beatport photo on the left is attractive.












































Are they weirded out yet? Have they left? Good.

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Nope, they just refreshed.

Those good reviews are coming...

















Just keep hitting that F5!

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Nope, they just refreshed. Those good reviews are coming... Just keep hitting that F5!

PROTIP: Command + R on a Mac

I heard that if you press Command + Q or alt + F4 your browser will automatically send a bulletin out to all of your fellow internet folk alerting them of your post. I tried it once and my track got 3 pages of reviews!

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Originally posted by Seandroid PROTIP: Command + R on a Mac I heard that if you press Command + Q or alt + F4 your browser will automatically send a bulletin out to all of your fellow internet folk alerting them of your post. I tried it once and my track got 3 pages of reviews!

Holy Shit! I just did that on my thread and it was at 26. Now it's at 31!









Thanks, dude!

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Holy Shit! I just did that on my thread and it was at 26. Now it's at 31! Thanks, dude!

See dude? It's awesome! It was hilarious, one of my fellow students from school did it after they took a dirty picture of themselves.... let's just say her name was "That Chick Who Put An Obscenely Large Object Into Her Anal Cavity" for years after words, or TCWPAOLOIHAC for short.

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just checking my keyboard works.

lol fellas. closed.