http://www.universal-tao.com/article/urine_therapy.html

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In this period, exclusively drink water and urine. It is best if you do not work during the fast. Although some exertion is possible, rest and relaxation are important in order for the purifying process to take place undisturbed. In the beginning, stay with drinking the middle stream. Alternated with urine, pure, clean water can be drunk. Once the fast has been in progress for some time, all the urine can be drunk. In this period, you will urinate quite easily (urinating every fifteen minutes is not unusual). A complete body massage every day with old, heated urine is highly recommended. Urine massage is good for blood circulation, and massaging with old urine also ensures that you do not have heart palpitations during the fast. Furthermore it serves as a way of feeding the body through the skin, immediately into the muscle and lymph tissue. During fasts, urine enemas are highly recommended. Many illnesses begin in the intestines and it is very important to get rid of toxic waste products stored in them and to keep them clean.

Go go alternative medicine!

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Wow... Talk about watersports...

Blast it with piss.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

You can keep your alternative medicines.

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Urine should be kept in the mouth for twenty to thirty minutes or, when that seems too much, as long as possible. Gargling with urine is an effective way to fight gum problems or other month and tongue disorders. In addition, toothaches disappear quickly and teeth stay healthy...After gargling, spit the urine out again.

Painful, burning and tired eyes can be relieved by applying a few drops of fresh or boiled urine to the eyes.

For those who value smooth, flawless skin and a healthy appearance massaging fresh urine daily into the skin in the morning or in the evening is recommended. This is the secret of many a sex symbol and beauty queen.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Painful, burning and tired eyes can be relieved by applying a few drops of fresh or boiled urine to the eyes.

Ah yes, boiling piss to the eyes. One of my favourites.

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This reminds me of the time a bunch of us went to watch a football game at a rival high school. I had to use the washroom, so I asked someone wearing the other school's colours how to get there, and she said "The washrooms are for OUR students only " to which I replied "Well then I'll just piss in your eyes, bitch."

I don't really remember what happened after that. I know I found the bathrooms on my own though.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I know I found the bathrooms on my own though.

What a big girl!