Like getting an upgrade to business class on a severely delayed 9-hour flight from Vancouver to London?

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

Prefer to get there on time........

What are you doing for 9 hours?

The trick is not to sleep, cause that would be a waste of business class. The harder part is taking full advantage of the free wine without falling asleep though.

Also airplane food has always been stereotypically terrible. But I have to admit, in recent years it has become one of my favorite cuisines. And business class has the GOOD shit. Spinach ravioli ftw! (specifically on Luftansa).

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Originally posted by _Ocean_Drive_ Like getting an upgrade to business class on a severely delayed 9-hour flight from Vancouver to London?

This happened to me once, but just because my travel agent fucked up. She paid the difference and I rode in style. I was under 21 at the time however and could only take advantage of free soda.

And I'll agree with the premise of this thread. Unless tragic, unexpected happenings are the spice of life.

Like rain on your wedding day?

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Originally posted by Chimney What are you doing for 9 hours?

Fuck a stewardess?

Gefilte fish ftw

now we know how poor you are.

pre-flight champagne at YVR, pre-dinner drink, change into airline's sleep/tracksuit & slippers, warm cleansing towelette, another pre-dinner drink, five-course dinner with paired wine, after-dinner drink, pass out while watching a movie, enjoy sleeping horizontally at 38,000ft in a personal pod, two-course breakfast with mimosas, land at LHR.

if you want to not sleep and eat pasta, return to economy.

also: upgrade to first.

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Originally posted by iclone also: upgrade to first.

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