Looking for a ghost DJ
I'm too lazy and intelligent to DJ, but I've decided that I want to get filthy rich from my choonz. So, I'm looking for some DJ to create a DJ cryophonik persona on my behalf. You must be at least as uber-sexy as I am, which obviously rules out 99% of you, and you'll need to perform somewhere in the range of 10-15 jesus poses per minute and sport a hipster baseball cap like nobody's bizness. You won't get paid a dime and any/all earnings will go directly to me, but you get all the girls and STDs that my name will certainly attract. Any takers?
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