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Stick some fleet enema up your ass.

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Good for you. I just had a rather unpleasant emergenshit at a shopping mall.

It was a liberating experience after it was over, but the tension until I reached the restroom was overwhelming.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk At least last time you Brits got pissed off, we got punk music out of it. This time, it'll probably just end up being embers breaks

Shit nigga I got a roid and on Tuesday I took the fastest and most painful shit ever. I popped my roid and was bleeding out of my ass. It sucked!

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3 days is nothing

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Originally posted by Redd 3 days is nothing

Fully nothing.

Now, I'm not a nervous flyer at all. I love being in airplanes. It's exciting. My dad used to work for an airline when I was a kid, and we'd fly all over the place.

These days though, for some reason, if I'm about to take a flight, I can't shit. Doesn't matter if I'd had a particularly nasty vindaloo the night before, no difference. And it will take my insides about 3-5 days to get back on track. EVEN WITH A VINDALOO.

That said, there's NOTHING like a big, massive crap, after not pooping for 3-5 days. Absolutely superb.

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Haha wow, I didn't think anyone else had a strange "thing" like that. Though I never thought of it as a result of flying, that might be it. When I was younger and went abroad I could, I shit you not, go 10 days without taking a dump. Yes I would totally plug the unfortunate toilet I gave birth into. It has to be said that even now, without traveling, I usually only squeeze one out once every 3 days. Weird digestion/metabolism or whatever.

On a side note; cleaning your ears with those cotton-sticks while letting the monster inside you out is something to try. It's double pleasure.

Do people who enjoy getting anal enjoy taking a dump more than the rest of us?

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Last edited by Redd on Feb-11-2012 at 13:20

If it comes out after the fifth day you can brick your house with it.

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