I shat for the first time in 6days and it feels glamorous.

Constipation sucks. this was probably the worst I have ever suffered in my life. Whats the longest you have gone without shitting?

5 days.

I had to stick a bottle of fleet enema up my ass to get the blockage to fall out. Really nasty.

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enjoy colon cancer.

i shit twice a day

but everytime i travel i get stuffed
and camping something about camping just doesnt work for my ass

Yeah, flying blocks me up as well. Takes about 2 or 3 days to sort the plumbing out.

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Happy birthday Eric!

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quote:

Originally posted by stren Congratulations, Eric!

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

i keep making peanuts.

thanks guys, I'd like to thank my family who was supportive outside the washroom door as they chanted affirmations to me. I'd like to thank the girl who kicked me in the balls who finally got my bowels moving. I'd like to thank all of you the fans I do it all for you!



and my bday isnt till 1 more week. let me enjoy the rest of 29

30th is a fun as fuck birthday Eric. Have someone do it up right. All decade birthdays should be the funnest.





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Last edited by zyklon-jay on Apr-09-2012 at 15:58

More fibres, man

10 or 11, without constipation

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