I'm going to write a really long post with everything you need to know in an hour

Tones and position of tongue/consonants? Okay. Anything else?

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I'll start with that. I appreciate it. I don't want to overload my plate.

My goal by september is to speak enough (at least pinyin) to:

-Greetings/basic conversation/teaching terms (for when i don't have a translator)

-Directions aka be able to direct a driver.

-Food (very important) I'm adventurous, have already eaten dog, scorpion, snake and so on, but i really want to know what i am buying, because i don't really trust them with food...at least not yet.

-Obviously terms of endearment towards females because i can fit 2.2 nijas on it.

-Money and business terms. I would like to learn to count to 100 but i think this might be a challenge in 2 months.

after that everything else is cake, and i hope to pick up more when there. My friend and partner's wife is Chinese so after i get used to it i'm hoping that she can fill in the rest of the important stuff as i go.

It seems easy, and it would in any other language (i could both read and write these terms in korean after less than 2 weeks.), but this is impossible. Pinyin doesn't even include the tones and i'm still calling my mother a donkey.

What really sucks is that i'm doing an Italian refresher at the same time and it can be confusing doing 2 languages in 1 even if my Italian is suffeciant enough to communicate.

Fuck My Life. My friend says they don't shave their pussies either...do you think it has something to do with communism?

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