Naked man with mouse lodged in rectum tased, arrested for burglary, assault
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A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a USB-powered computer peripheral in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
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When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim’s home, the report stated.
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During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a USB cord hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed the culprit -- a mouse -- lodged inside Smith.
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Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.
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Aug-02-2012 01:45
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Does this violate any SC sodomy laws?
Do they have any?
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Aug-02-2012 01:49
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Doubtful, it's just always hip to bash the south for its ridiculous legal claims.
Technophilia laws imo!
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Aug-02-2012 02:14
PLASMA FUTURE
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2011
Location: Leeds, England
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Originally posted by Lagrangian
Are you organizing this LSG/NETHERWORLD Event? I personally know Gwill Morris and it brings me great joy to hear he's out there doing his thing again.
Yeah. He played our last event with Airwave and the crowd loved him, so it would be rude not to invite him back again
Looks like it is going to be a good night. Saw Oliver Lieb at Cream Reunion and his was easy the best set of the night. With doing an extended 3HR set at PLASMA FUTURE he sould play a larger showcase ofr his productions going way back to '93, Spicelab etc. Hope to see you there
Back on Topic... "Hi is that IT Support? My mouse is unresponsive. It's a right pain in the arse"
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Aug-02-2012 10:13
Lagrangian
Suspended User
Registered: Feb 2012
Location: Mountain View, Santa Clara, California
That is Absolutely Fabulous, I recently heard of an upcoming Orbital U.K tour scheduled for December '12 with Nathan Fake as opening act.
Oh dear, it seems The U.K scene is vibrant as ever!
Last edited by Lagrangian on Aug-04-2012 at 00:19
Aug-04-2012 00:13
Acton
Like a FCKNG BIRD
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London
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Originally posted by Lagrangian
That is Absolutely Fabulous, I recently heard of an upcoming Orbital U.K tour scheduled for December '12 with Nathan Fake as opening act.
Being a burgular can be a right pain in the ass
