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The other night me and my buddy got drunk and I let him water board me. The whole time I was thining, "I wonder how to make ma0r massive ch00ns. Logic, FL, Cubase or Ableton?" Then I realized, I'm a shit person with no musical background, no understanding of harmony, melody or song writing, and that I desperately need a way to validate myself and gain attention from others.
Don't try to make music. Get a sex change and become a stripper or a hooker or a gutter slut.
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