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`Nam flashback continued
| quote: | Originally posted by Chuck Norris
I'm having a flashback no0o0o0o0....
*picture of me lying on bed and staring at fan*
*fade to camera looking at fan*
*colour turns black and white*
*fan blade turns into chopper rotars*
*RATATATATATATATA* "Move, Move, Move, we got VC mortars comming our way!" *Booom* ............ *BOOOOOM* *BOOOM* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* *BOOOM* "Arghhhhh medic!!!" "You fuckin maggots get the fuck up, keep firing those m16s you pieces of shit!" *over radio "*bchska* Captain NVA forces have overun the lz and they're not stopping for shit they just keep comming, we're pulling back" - "Where you gonna pull back to, there all over the perimeter, now you be advised you will hold in place and you will fight, that means you LT. Bravo 6 out" - " *sigh* roger that Captain, this is one fuckin lovely war."
*screen turns to colour*
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*Sgt. TRANCEBOY wakes up shivering*
*Takes a puff of his ciggy*
*smoke turns into clouds of the `nam skies, bringing back painful memories*
"Alright marines, move down that road and check out the villiage, i want all those commi bastards dead." - "Aye Aye sir"
*Platoon walks down dusty rd next to a rice paddy and think jungle*
*Ping Ping* "Arghhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Hit the deck hit the motherfuckin deck!!!"
"Sgt! Charlies in the trees! Charlies in the trees" - "Where private?" - "Sgt. over the rice paddy, we got to KIAs because of those mother******s." "Call in a fuckin fire mission private" *RATATATATATATA* *doof doof doof* *BOOM* "Bravo 6 this is Delta 5 we need a fire mission at 0, 1, 5, 3, 9r." *RATATATATATATA* *BOOM*.....*BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOM* "Cmon you mother******s!! PRIVATE GET THAT M60 GOIN!!!" - "Sorry Sgt. It's jammed!" - "FIX IT" *BOOM*
*Screen turns colour*
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HURRR
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