Usually on the left side of the water if I'm trying not to be loud or the water is too high or the potential for splash back exists. Otherwise in the water for that classic sound.

This thread is gold.

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I hang to the left, so I shoot for the back left, a few centimeters above the water. Totally depends on the toilet though, I have to say.

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When I was a kid I challenged myself to fill the bowl with bubbles before I finished pissing.

If I don't want to wake someone up, I try to aim for the side, where there isn't any water. Otherwise I also aim for the middle - makes for great target practice.

The real question is - do you clean up after yourself if you've soiled the seat? Do you wipe your pipi with toilet paper after, or do you let it stain your undies?

My bf lets me hold his dick when he pees sometimes.

I like to sneak into the woman's room and piss all over the seat....and I have time, I like to piss on the roll toilet paper


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Originally posted by AlphaStarred The real question is - do you clean up after yourself if you've soiled the seat? Do you wipe your pipi with toilet paper after, or do you let it stain your undies?

At home yes, but I mean do you soil the seat? Really its the rim.

Worst is post-coital/post-masturbation pees for that sorta thing.

On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?

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Originally posted by Intellekshual On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?

Under the circumstance of also having to shit.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Worst is post-coital/post-masturbation pees for that sorta thing.

That's true. You start wondering if you have multiple pee holes.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred That's true. You start wondering if you have multiple pee holes.

The best is the random pressure change when you know, there was still a little left in the gun apparently. I feel like half the time I need to stand straight over the bowl and point straight down or I'm hitting the back of the cover.

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Originally posted by Intellekshual On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?

Middle of the night usually, if its all dark and I don't want to turn on the lights. Also if I don't have my glasses on, cause that is just asking for trouble.