The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or, so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

God you are odious

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Ubuntu, My Fellow Pleiadians, Ubuntu!

As long as you give me anal.

This is the answer.

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You don't like any other girl except her, is the correct answer. At least till the next one comes along

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I went with "I like not too skinny and not too fat and i want to see more "

Maybe a little diplomatic, but i think she's ok with the answer

Ahhh, I just realized he isn't banging her.

I'm losing my touch.

Buddy, fat chicks are first date bangs. Don't give them confidence, they only exist as stunt vaginas until something better comes along.

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the only reply is

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Originally posted by OrangestO How about you make this lame thread interesting by allowing the COR to be the judge?

lol sure. Why not?

quote:

Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay Buddy, fat chicks are first date bangs.

Iol. I met her in a club and yes i banged her

That's not fat. If she is self conscious of her body now, she might want to consider not having kids...

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel That's not fat.

I dont think so either. Maybe a little chubby. She thinks she's a little fat

quote:

If she is self conscious of her body now, she might want to consider not having kids...

She already has two kids.