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Alex
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal

The "What Have You Said To Impress a Chick" Thread

I'm working and bored. I'd like to know some of the devious (or less impressive but still funny) shit you, or someone you've known has tried to get a hoe (that's politically correct btw) to suck some D.

Sadly I haven't tried anything fancy, maybe made my job title sound a bit fancier, but never outright tried any scams.

A friend of mine did tell a chick he met at a cigar lounge that he'd make her a partner in a new hotel he was building in the Old Port of Montreal (very little real estate there to develop, I might add) and it worked.

Edit: If any chicks have stories of really outrageous things guys have told them, I'd like to hear that shit too, it's funny. Wait, no chicks on TA wtf.

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Silky Johnson
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This thread made me think of the time some asshole tried to use PUA tactics on me, really poorly. It was fucking sad and embarrassing - and not even that he was using the scheme at all, mostly just his poor attempt at neurolinguistic programming.

So yeah I spent all day yesterday researching NLP and covert hypnosis online.

Thanks for that.

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Dykes_on_Jay
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Registered: Aug 2012
Location: Shenzhen LBC

When i was in Tampa one year, I told 2 drunk broads that i was hoping to make it as a backup for the Lightning (hockey team).

I backed it up alright.

Ybor City is the capital for retarded women in North America.

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planetaryplayer
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Location: Pine Tree Valley

100% of the time i don't remember the words i say

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Jon_Snow
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I go up to the most beautiful woman at the bar and ask for her Thoughts on the Media

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OrangestO
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quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Tampa is the capital for retarded humans in North America.

Fixed.

I no longer live there

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Alex
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Registered: Apr 2005
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The shit some chicks fall for

I wonder if that negative compliment shit ever really works.

"Hey, you have national geographic nipples, but they work on you".

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Sushipunk
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Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

I have a friend who once completely convinced a girl that he was a dolphin trainer. She thought it was totally amazing, and they ended up shagging that night.

Plot twist: They're married now

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Alex
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quote:
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I have a friend who once completely convinced a girl that he was a dolphin trainer. She thought it was totally amazing, and they ended up shagging that night.

Plot twist: They're married now

I guess "Crocodile fighter" is played out in Australia?

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Sushipunk
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Registered: Sep 2006
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
I guess "Crocodile fighter" is played out in Australia?

Indeed.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I have a friend who once completely convinced a girl that he was a dolphin trainer. She thought it was totally amazing, and they ended up shagging that night.

Plot twist: They're married now

Has he told her yet that he's not?

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode George tells a romantic interest he's a marine biologist.

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Sushipunk
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Registered: Sep 2006
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Originally posted by Jon_Snow
Has he told her yet that he's not?

Well yeah, she figured that out pretty quickly. Lucky for him she thought it was hilarious. It's still a running joke to this day. When anyone asks where Dave is, the standard reply is "Seaworld".

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