Damn, now you know I had sex with Lara Croft, over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over again.

Phew, that made me almost as tired as she did.

Caleb

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Man thats kewl...
Wait a minute now you know my sex secrets...
OH BOLLOX...

Lol, that's funny shit.

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swine...

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

gah you got me JP!!! grrrrr, oh well its not like i said i was gay...
oooh well i actually dont care

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Fav Track ATM: Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes On

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FUCK !

lol, first, i fell for it
not that i really care tho, nothing special and i dont know any of you IRL

and second...i put my own one in my AIM profile, and i got 4 responses already
unfortunately, 2 of them are guys who didn't fall for it, and 2 are girls, one of whom i knew all the stuff about already, and the other was my GF
go figure

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http://www.youtube.com/mezzir

Some of the many results so far (deleted names off course):


The crush: Lara Croft
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Lara Croft
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Lara Croft"
First partner: Lara Croft
What age did they lose it? 6
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate: Lara Croft
How many times a week they masturbate: More than they can count
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: Lara Croft

The crush: cassie
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: breasts
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 21

The crush: Erika Giorgio
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Erika Giorgio
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Smile
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 16

The crush: Monica
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Monica
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"awesome"
First partner: Monica
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: Not Answering
What they look most for in a mate: butt
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 26

The crush: her
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name: not:_her
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"fun"
First partner: me
What age did they lose it? 12
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 21

The crush: Robbie Williams
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: John Sharrock
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Great"
First partner: Scott Day
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Female
Their age: 33

The crush: cathrine
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner: amy
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: arse
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 15

The crush: Samantha
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Alexis
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Fucking awesome!"
First partner: Becca
What age did they lose it? 18
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Body
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 20

The crush: Miranda
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Long"
First partner: Miranda
What age did they lose it? 17
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Personality
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 18

The crush: Wonneke
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Wonneke de Graaf
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Exstatic"
First partner:
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate:
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 26

The crush: Kelly
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 16

The crush: John Smith
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Mary Smith
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: blonde
How many times a week they masturbate: More than they can count
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 20

The crush: dan
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: dan
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"great"
First partner: bryan
What age did they lose it? 17
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Never
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Female
Their age: 21

The crush: karina
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 19

The crush: Laura
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Shannon Snodgrass
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"great!!!"
First partner: Juli
What age did they lose it? 16
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 16

The crush: wtf
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name: Dunno
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"awesome"
First partner: a Girl
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 17

The crush: Claudia
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: the ass
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 15

OMG LOL
im am SO doing this to my "friends"

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If God is the answer, it must have been a very stupid question.

Dude,this is awesome!!!!!!!

I'm gonna test this on some friends and maybe I'll test my crush,too