Things you can get away with saying at Thanksgiving
i thought it was pretty funny..
1-Talk about a huge breast!
2-Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3-It's Cool Whip time!
4-If I don't undo my pants I'll burst!
5-Whew! That's one terrific spread!
6-I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7-Are you ready for seconds?
8-It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9-Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10-Don't play with your meat!
11-Just spread the legs and stuff it in.
12-Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13-I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14-You have a little on your chin.
15-How long will it take after you stick it in?
16-You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17-Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18-That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19-How long should I beat it?
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Nov-26-2002 15:07
PSi
Come to Daddy
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Fort McMurray, AB
i think your dirty minded Sly one.
and as for thanksgiving, its a yankee thing.
We dont do turkey, we do Fish n chips.
later
PSi
Nov-26-2002 15:54
Arbiter
Naked Power Organ
Registered: May 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by PSi
We dont do turkey, we do Fish n chips.
I'm jealous.
Nov-26-2002 16:24
Spad
wise sage of the forest
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Chesterfield ,UK
"Mum, I think you should cook"
Nov-26-2002 16:25
SportTrance
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: TX TA #4
I dont think i could keep a straight face if I heard someone unintentionally say #11.
Nov-26-2002 16:32
Halcyon21
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Mo~bile, AL
quote:
Originally posted by SportTrance
I dont think i could keep a straight face if I heard someone unintentionally say #11.
i agree id probly have to walk away from the table before i said something
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Nov-26-2002 17:04
mos man
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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Kinkylab.com ®
lol @ thanksgiving !!
what is it all about anyways ? is your xmas day slightly less good cos u have thanksgiving as well ?
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Nov-27-2002 00:02
Tranex02
/confused
Registered: May 2001
Location: United States
Loool!!! nice one Slylee.... those are really bad!
i don't think one will find the chance to say those things at the right times... but it's possible to get away with it!
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Nov-27-2002 00:32
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by mos man lol @ thanksgiving !!
what is it all about anyways ? is your xmas day slightly less good cos u have thanksgiving as well ?
I guess it's got something to do with the first people who colonised their country... and about xmas, I guess it might work as a chill in Here in Brazil we chill in during the Carnival (in February) so Christmas is not less exciting at all after 11 months of party
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Nov-27-2002 13:41
nrjizer
vive le deep
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Bumfuck, GA
something like pilgrims and indians got together and ate or something? dunno, its a good excuse for good food
