A blonde decides to try horseback
riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She
mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse immediately springs into motion.



It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from
the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around
the horse's neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly
ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde
attempts to leap away from the horse and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her
foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground
over and over. As her head is battered against
the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune,
Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and
unplugs the horse......
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Thank God for heroes!