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jp
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland
Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

Real facts from government healthcare sources:

-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
-31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
-142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts
-58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
-19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
-British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
-101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
-18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
-A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
-5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars. and finally.........
-In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo


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Lira
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Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

So that's why health insurance is so expensive in the UK

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smh
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Registered: Aug 2002
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I didnt know that


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Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

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Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:

-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.


ewwww...I tried that as a child and couldnt feel my tongue for more than a day

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whiskers
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Registered: Sep 2001
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Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.


mwahaha, i used to do it all the time back when i was 10-13 poor brits! ROTFLMFAO


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magicsushi
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: South West England

funny how I've seen that written about all different countries...including Holland

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DJ Mikey Mike
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Registered: Jan 2002
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Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:

-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
-31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
-142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts
-58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
-19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
-British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
-101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
-18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
-A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
-5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars. and finally.........
-In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo




bah! dumbasses making us all look bad

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ExOn
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Ha ha!!


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D ª N N Y
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Registered: Sep 2002
Location: Preston, UK

These facts are making uz look stupid!!


May i suggest finding embarrasing facts about other countries


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