Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
-31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
-142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts
-58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
-19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
-British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
-101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
-18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
-A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
-5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars. and finally.........
-In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo
Jan-02-2003 15:32
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)
So that's why health insurance is so expensive in the UK
Jan-02-2003 16:16
smh
Bla Bla Bla
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Preston, UK
I didnt know that
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Jan-02-2003 16:34
dEEkAy
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Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)
quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
ewwww...I tried that as a child and couldnt feel my tongue for more than a day
Jan-02-2003 16:49
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)
quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
mwahaha, i used to do it all the time back when i was 10-13 poor brits! ROTFLMFAO
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Jan-04-2003 23:56
magicsushi
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: South West England
funny how I've seen that written about all different countries...including Holland
Jan-06-2003 10:35
DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'
Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)
quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
Real facts from government healthcare sources:
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
-31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
-142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts
-58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
-19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
-British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
-101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
-18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
-A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
-5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars. and finally.........
-In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo
bah! dumbasses making us all look bad
Jan-06-2003 15:10
ExOn
Still around
Registered: Jan 2002
Location:
Ha ha!!
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Jan-06-2003 15:29
D ª N N Y
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2002
Location: Preston, UK
These facts are making uz look stupid!!
May i suggest finding embarrasing facts about other countries