great site.. Liked these ones best:

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Nelly sometimes I wish someone would give him a real reason to wear a bandage on his cheek.

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The Clone did the first human clone have to be done by French scientists? Word has it, the baby has already surrendered.

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Winona Ryder remember when people used to actually go to jail when they stole things?

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Jackass Imitators who did the parents of stupid kids sue before this show was on the air anyway? Trust me, mom and dad, if your kid is stupid enough to set himself on fire, and jump off a speeding truck with a chainsaw strapped to his ass, they really should be removed from the gene pool, anyway.