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Welcome to TOTA Jonny P!!
We were all very happy to hear that you threw away the last of your Sharon, Lois & Bram records. Many smiled when they found out that you no longer considered the Full House theme song to be the epitemy of melodic musical composition. Cheers rang through the streets, when it became clear that your Backstreet Boys t-shirts were to no longer be included in your daily wardrobe.
YOU HAD FOUND TRANCE.
And, just as importantly, you have found www.TRANCEADDICT.com
Welcome.
Now, lets get a few things straight.
#1. 'TOTA' does NOT stand for "Tits, Oh ya! Tits, Alright!!" Rather, it's the abbreviation used by us Toronto Trance Addicts for ourselves.
#2. Any nude pictures you may have of either of your two hot sisters should be emailed to me immedietly.
#3. Your mom is also hot, so include any nude, or semi-nude pictures you have of her.
#4. These forums are mainly used for sharing any trance related news & information, and stories about your grandmother farting at the dinner table - participation is encouraged.
#5. Feel free to make fun of HanSolo - we all do.
#6. Download Art of Trance - Kaleidescope (Sunday Club 'Lens of Atlantic' Mix) right now - make sure you get the right remix.
#7. If you can't sleep at night, it's probably because you didn't jerk off that day.
#8. BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE GIG GIG GIG.
In closing, enjoy the TOTA, and clean your choda.
...everyday.

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