Disclaimer: This poem is a rework of the children’s classic "Old McDonald had a farm" and as such uses the original name. It does not refer to any food chain or the practice of supplying meat unfit for human consumption. Any reference to either is purely accidental. News item on unfit meat

Mad Cow

Old McDonald had a cow
it caught a strange disease
it thought it was a pigeon
so it perched up in the trees

Now old McDonald shot his cow
and stuck it in a bun
he fed it to the children
and it made them all go dumb.

WOW!

Check out the tits in your avatar!!

Who is she?

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I gots some of them there songs I wrote, mmm hmmm that's right ---> www.TrevorKay.tk

We are the ones we've been waiting for

The babe in the avatar is a French model called Laetitia Casta. Click here for her website.

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Originally posted by stella The babe in the avatar is a French model called Laetitia Casta. Click here for her website.

sure, I'll take her website - can I have her phone number too? and her hot sister's number too? And her mum's, if she's hot too?

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I gots some of them there songs I wrote, mmm hmmm that's right ---> www.TrevorKay.tk

We are the ones we've been waiting for

Jerkie McSalty is sitting at home watching re-runs of
Full House when the phone rings. He answers it
quickly, anxious to get back to the antics of Joey,
Jesse and Danny:
"Hallo?" he says.
And the voice on the other end replies, slowly and
drawn-out "I AM TALKING TO YOU."
"Who is this?" Asks Jerkie
And the voice slowly replies "I AM TALKING TO YOU"
Frustrated, and anxious to get back to good clean
family comedy, Jerkie hangs up the phone.

Two minutes later, the phone rings again.
"Ya? Hallo?" Jerkie shouts.
"I AM TALKING TO YOU."
"Good for you!" Jerkie shouts, and hangs up again.

Right away the phone rings again.
"What!?" screams Jerkie
"I AM TALKING TO YOU."
"Fuck you and fuck off! Call again and I'll call the
police!" And Jerkie hangs up again, sweat breaking out
on his forehead.

Again, the phone starts to ring almost as soon as its
placed back on the receiver.
"I AM TALKING TO YOU."

Now at this point, Jerkie just loses everything and
begins to yell "BIG FUCKING DEAL!!! So you are talking
to me I don't give a fuck!! WHAT'S THE BIG FUCKING
DEAL?!?!?!"
and the voice on the other end replies:
"I AM A COW."

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I gots some of them there songs I wrote, mmm hmmm that's right ---> www.TrevorKay.tk

We are the ones we've been waiting for