A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life
by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about
to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering
on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've
got a lot to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my
ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you
happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe a fresh
start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor
brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he
brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate
love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I
have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and
a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." "He sure is, lady," the captain
said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

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