Snatch has the best lines, lol...

"We're f***** great": from F**** Amal
What I like the most about this line is because the girls used to hate themselves, but when they got together, they realised who they really were, and how great they were - you have to watch it to get it And I like it when they kiss also

"Don't get attached to anything you can touch": from Couching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (or whatever this film is called in English ). So true...

"Idiots know how life must be dealt with": from "Idiot" by Lars from Triers. I'm quite sure that's not the exact quote, but that's the main idea... (which is what the film seems to be about). Unfortunately, I never managed to watch the whole thing, but I really liked what I've seen so far

"I just want you to know, that now that I met you, I'm forever changed": Chasing Amy. Reminds me of how constructive relationships can be, no matter how painful they may be to us

There are some others, but I don't want my post to be huge

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"names ash, housewares" - Army of Darkness
"This is my BOOM STICK" - Army of Darkness

;D ehhhhh

omg snatch is one of the funniest films of all time. just classic quotes after quotes.. couple that spring to mind:

"How many fingers did he hav?

I`m sorry, i didn`t quite get the binok-ulars out in time"




and then there's:

"This is Doug. He thinks he`s Jewish. Tell`s his friends he`s Jewish. He tell`s his family their Jewish. But he`s about as Jewish, as a fucking monkey."

Quality film. fecking love it!

"Peasants? I love my peasants... Pull!"

"It's good to be the King!"

"Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun..."

"Hey...what's that on your face?" *throws dirt*

"CAW! CAW! Bang! @#%$ I'M DEAD!!!"

"Private pile! You move like old people f***!"

"I never drink...wine."

"i wasn't lying i do have a test today it's on european socialism. I mean what's the point? I'm not european..i don't plan on being european..so who gives a crap if they're socialists? the could be facist,anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't have a car."

"I am NOT the messiah!"

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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

from another Guy Ritchie classic LSATSB:

Eddy: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddy: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what
do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a
wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like
your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

[Nick pulls out a wad of cash.]
Eddy: Jesus Christ! You could choke a dozen donkeys on that, and
you're haggling over one hundred pound? What do you do when
you're not buying stereos, Nick, finance revolutions?
Tom: Look it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

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Goodfellas:
"You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny? ...

Varsity Blues(for some reason this is very funny when i see it)
"Ahh....Billy Bob cry baby??? You cost me my perfect season, how does it feel? My star quarterback is draggin his leg around because of you... Naa, you know what....get the fuck out...get the fuck out...cry me a river you fat fuck!!!

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Fight club

"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."
Tyler Durden

"We were raised on television to believe
that we'd all be millionares, movie gods,
rock stars, but we won't. And we're
starting to figure that out." (media is such a big influence on people)
Tyler

"It's only after you've lost everything
that you're free to do anything."
Tyler

Fight Club: Norton:"Still can't think of anything" Pitt:"Ahh, Flashback humor"...I mean, come on, WTF, thats fuckin genious.

Fight Club:"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you..." That entire speach is so good.

Trainspotting:"Choose Life, Choose a career, Choose a big fucking television.......Choose Life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I choose not to choose life. I choose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Herion." There are so many lines from this movie but the opening monologue says it all.

Snatch: Guy Ritchie: "Yes, London. You know, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins. LONDON!" I dunno, get the fuckin script if you want all the one liners from this movie.

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas: "I remember on night at the Matrix. There I was...(sees himself sitting down)what? There I am!...Holy Fuck!...Clearly I was a victim of the drug explosion."

Fear & Loathing: "TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!"

Read the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. You'll get all the lines you'll ever need.

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You don't want it? Fine. Give me all the vaccine and a needle and I'll fucking overdose.
It'll be the best day of my life."

From Human Traffic:
"Give me a world where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity, and every shag guarantees an orgasm!!!"

From Under Seige 2:
"Assumption is the mother of all f**k-ups."

Human Traffic: "Take me to a world where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!!!"

Under Siege 2:
"Assumption is the mother of all f**k-ups."

Dude, where's my car:
"And then?"