ive prepared a speech to let you all know about my feelings for spam



Today’s fast paced life doesn’t really leave time for much. Can’t spend enough time with the kids or your better half or do things with the boys, even preparing meals is a hassle. These days we are looking at tv dinners, prepared meals and eating out, but if you add up the costs, you’ll realise it starts to burn quite a big hole in your pocket.
Money, time we just cant keep sacrificing it. But there is a solution and it lies in a four-letter word. It will revolutionise your lives, as it has done for people around the world for the last 60 years. (Write on board) SPAM, that’s right, SPAM. It’s spiced ham. All the goodness of pork and ham in a ring pull can.
This single product revolutionised the canned food market when it was successfully released over 60 years ago selling over 5 billion cans up until today. Now if it can feed the American army, as it did during World War 2, then it would be quite easy to say that it will feed the family anytime of the day.
That’s right SPAM is an anytime meal, breakfast lunch and dinner. Feel like a hamburger? Well throw some SPAM on the barbie and have a SPAM burger. It’s the closest thing to a hamburger you can get because most hamburgers have beef in them, which means defrosting, preparation and cooking. Just crack open a can of SPAM, slice some off and fry it up. It’s as easy as that! SPAM can be used in an endless amount of ways; the only restriction is your imagination.
But lets not stop at just plain-spiced ham. SPAM is so diverse it caters for everyone. Watching your diet? Give SPAM lite a go or low sodium SPAM. And nothing says I love you better than a Smoked ham flavoured SPAM casserole. Did someone say SANDWICHES? Why not try a Turkey SPAM sandwich for the kid’s lunches? You will know that your kids wont just be eating lunch, they will be having an entire meal. Mmmm mmmm SPAM.
So don’t just sit there people, go out and get yourself the ham that has spiced up peoples lives for generations and will surely spice up those generations to come. Mmmm mmmm, its SPAM-tastic

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The evils of spiced ham have been discussed before, I have stated very strongly that i am Pro John Howard and his Tuna Restocking policies.

Spam is the evil canned food. No more spam.

i never saw him as a tuna man but my thoughts changed when i read this discussion
quite an eye opener
for all his hiccups he succeeded in the polls by bringin the tuna population to its current status

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Dood u forgot the pre-speech cough and drinking of water thing.. LOL

nice speech though.. i liked it

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