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| quote: | Originally posted by Hitman
If you put a lighter under your ass, all of your asshair will disappear within seconds (don't pay any attention to the sickening smell, you'll get used to it)
note: do not fart while applying this technique
note 2: can be hazardous to people with weak sphincters
note 3: do not use this technique when your asshair runs up to your
neck, may cause baldness in the wrong area.
good luck |
oh shit i havent laughed that hard in a LONG time... LMFAO wow... 
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| quote: | Venus: And there are troops of savage giraffes whose necks are on fire, like
the starry ejaculations of fireworks in the very pale sky of childhood
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Venus: Enter, enter here - men of all kinds and races, victims of reality!
You who have the thirst for dreams.
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Venus: You, on life's bitter road, drenched in hard sunlight who have the
thirst that once more the dark marvel of dreams... |
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