lol I know that feel, I was dancing with a bunch of hotties on the output rooftop to recloose last weekend and I didn't pull any moves just because I was too busy rolling face.
All right, I need to say it: it bugs me a little that the small kid says "why oh Lord hath thou forsaken me" instead of the grammatically correct "Why, oh Lord, hast thou forsaken me?".
This small detail notwithstanding, the rest is hilarious
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May-04-2013 06:57
Dykes_on_Jay
Ape me.
Registered: Aug 2012
Location: Shenzhen LBC
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Originally posted by Lira
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard yellow fever in China is called fever
This one is nice. Half Jap/Half Chinese. Raised Jap, so probably not as shit in bed/as hairy.
Never was a big fan of Asian women, but they are just so tiny. Every time feels like you are smashing the doors in with the swat team.
Western women are just big whores that don't make you work for the payoff.
I'll try to only have 6 beers when we go ice skating tomorrow. Ice skating is my move with Asian women here. It works 70% all of the time. They suck at it, but the lols are great. I also look like a demigod, deft-fully and gracefully skating circles around everyone at the rink. It's a panty dropper.
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May-04-2013 07:19
itsamemario
Divine Angel
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
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Originally posted by Lira
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard yellow fever in China is called fever
Actually what they call it when Jay gets a case of the yellow fever is Dong Schwang Gong which translates roughly to something like "Spotted pleasure-stick with dragons burn later".
The japanese have something similar called "Grease-Hair White Boy Fun-Time Regret"
May-04-2013 08:07
Dykes_on_Jay
Ape me.
Registered: Aug 2012
Location: Shenzhen LBC
Naw it's called 2 girls, brown stick.
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May-04-2013 09:06
viperx29
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2011
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Naw it's called 2 girls, brown stick.
That aint no stick honey
May-04-2013 15:17
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
This one is nice. Half Jap/Half Chinese. Raised Jap, so probably not as shit in bed/as hairy.
You may be right about her bed bouncing skills, but I hope you like it fast and rough, because I'm pretty sure her jungle is massive.
Rewind!
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May-04-2013 20:22
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
WIKKID! WIKKID!
May-04-2013 20:23
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Trying to get motivated to go out and take some photos downtown, but after a run, then shaving my head and a long shower I feel rather beat...
May-04-2013 20:51
Lagrangian
Suspended User
Registered: Feb 2012
Location: Mountain View, Santa Clara, California
WE'RE HAVING A KENTUCKY DERBY PARTY BY THE POOL, WE HAVE HOT BROWN, WILD TURKEY, AND DERBY PIE.
