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Originally posted by Chimney injecting herself with mercury

One way to do it, I guess

Trippy pic.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk One way to do it, I guess Trippy pic.

Pretty fucking shitty way to do it. She'll probably recover with minimal side effects if she is treated properly... But I guess that is a good thing.

If it was dimethylmercury though she'd have been fucked... But still it would have taken a while to kill her.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby If it was dimethylmercury

That's hard to procure. If you really want to get the job done, easily and fast, is to eat aconitium. It's a poisonous flower which is available in the wilds and pretty much everywhere.

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Originally posted by enydo Better flee back to your parents' various hovels.

Likes

PG TIPS is becoming my favorite Tea.

Now on to cook some Spicy Chicken Tikka Masala.

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one of these little ******s flew into my microwave as i was about to heat something for 3 minutes and out it flew when it was done.

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Last edited by Lagrangian on Sep-22-2014 at 17:52

bought my employees pizza because fuck it, but one douche decides he's going to live off pizza for the next few days, so now some employees aren't getting any. what a dick.

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