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Liliths 666:1
In the year of our lols 2000 did the Swampmaster make many verdant fields of forums to frolic in trance. But amongst those in the fields where not right and ignored the words of plur
Liliths 666:2
So the Swampmaster made a field of COR, where the cretin, spastic, socially inept and clinically retarded could e-fight about the stupid things that stupid people fight about.
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But Swampmaster, isn't the COR somewhere people on drugs chill out? Yez, but they stopped doing E and moved onto meth, plus some of their mothers drank when they where very young and have damaged brains. I will forgive them for the lols they provide.
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But Swampmaster, is it right to laugh at the spastic, cretin and douchebag alike if they're wrong? That's the whole point you annoying bint.
And lo, the lols did continue with many tiestchops and thats why we can't have nice things.
Liliths 666:5
For many years the forums did continue to wax and wane in popularity, but the COR was always the most popular because stupidity and the internet is exponential. Letting the cretin, spastic and retard graze side by side in disharmony.
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The coming of the Stu under guise of user level caused a fuss as he was promoted to admin, the former admins having gouged out their eyes and fallen on their keyboards in hopelessness at the COR's lawlessness and excesses of stupidity.
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And the Stu did delete pictures of penises and ban Hal ad-nausea forever and a day as was his lot in life as free hired labour.
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